This entry looks at what may be called the sermon of Bill Maher. It comes directly from the monologue summing up Maher’s personal religious views stated in the 2008 satirical documentary Religulous, which he produced and served as socratic commentator, roasting numerous unprepared and unfavorably edited personalities and spokesmen of western religion. (Included in this lineup, Democrat Senator from Arkansas, self-proclaimed Evangelistic Christian, Mark Pryor. The Senator offers two striking illustrations in the movie. One, when asked why faith is good, his presented answer: “Faith has a way of softening people.” Interesting, given this comes from one of the few people who really run the country politically. And his second, most quoted, after talking about why he’s up in the air about evolution of creationism: “you don’t need an IO test to be a Senator.”)
The irony of religion and its self-fulfilling end-day prophesy:
“Because of religion’s power to divert man to destructive courses, the world actually could come to an end.
The plain fact is, religion must die for mankind to live.
The hour is getting very late to be able to indulge in having key decisions made by religious people, by irrationalists, by those who would steer the ship of state not by a compass, but by the equivalent of reading the entrails of a chicken.
George Bush prayed a lot about Iraq, but he didn’t learn a lot about it.
Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It’s nothing to brag about. And those who preach faith and enable and elevate it are our intellectual slave holders, keeping mankind in a bondage to fantasy and nonsense that has spawned and justified much lunacy and destruction.
Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do. There are no gods actually talking to us. That void is filled instead by people with their own corruptions, limitations, and agendas. Anyone who tells you they know what happens when you die, I promise you, doesn’t.
The only appropriate attitude for men to have about the ‘big questions’ is not the arrogant certitude that is the hallmark of religion, but doubt. Doubt is humble, and that’s what man needs to be, considering that human history is a litany of getting shit dead wrong.
This is why rational people, anti-religionists, must end their timidity and come out of the closet and assert themselves. Those who consider themselves only moderately religious really need to look in the mirror and realize that the solace and comfort that religion brings comes actually at a terrible price.
If you belong to a political party or social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you would resign in protest. To do otherwise is to be an enabler, a Mafia Wife, with the true devils of extremism drawing their legitimacy from the billions of their fellow travelers.
If the world does come to an end, or if it limps into the future decimated by the effects of a religious-inspired nuclear terrorism, let’s remember what the real problem was: that we learned how to precipitate mass death before we got past the neuroligical disorder of wishing for it.
That’s it. Grow up or die.”
That’s it. That’s how Bill Maher ends his movie. Without the audio, music pumping a doomsday beat, and without the visual montage of preachers, politicians, zealots, war scenes, and violent images, the words do fall a bit short I have to say at reading them. Without the the “arrogant certitude” Maher himself carries as he states these words, the impact is less.
However, the meaning and intent is solid. I am perhaps one of the “great untapped minority in this country” Maher describes earlier in the film. One of the 16% of Americans not affiliated with any religion but who has no lobby or is even invited to “the debate.” (Where does this stat come from? And does it include the new wave of Christian evangelists, especially in the south, who dismiss the term religion in favor of faith?) As part of this minority, I feel impelled to post these words so as to invite debate, to have a different direction in policy and religion.
Though I am uneasy to site Bill Maher, the satirist and popular comedian, as figure head commentator in the debate, here it is nonetheless.


